No. Sorry. You’ve got it wrong. You don’t know me. It’s anonymous.
Even if you think you know who I am, wait, you know you know who I am, you’re still wrong. This is real stuff, but I don’t actually exist. This is the internet, don’t forget that.
Of course, you might think you recognise yourself here or there. It’s not you. Really, it’s not. But if you insist it’s too similar, and you’re worried it’ll affect your career or chances of fucking your neighbour, then get in touch and I’ll see how I can accommodate your fear.
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